1) If you have a cousin who is a toddler, be nice to them.
2) If you win a green teddy bear at a basketball hoop contest at LegoLand, the best names for it would be Ted, Bosco or Chubby.
3) There is a lot of money on the street. So run across the street and grab some money, kids!
4) If you want to make a good video, you don't always have to say the truth. When I did my gross drink video, it wasn't actually made of those products. It's made of my secret recipe.