Monday, September 2, 2013

last day of summer break

So I woke up, but I was feeling a little lazy so I didn't change my clothes.  So I spent the whole day in my pajamas. 



And then I thought to myself, "when I grow up I want to be a donut."  And when the circle of life ends, someone can eat me. 

http://www.flickr.com/photos/pagedooley/416894212/   


That kid has no self-respect for donuts.  I'm going to be the biggest, tastiest, fattest donut ever and you'll all be jealous. 

Mazzen made fun of women everywhere so Auntie Nariman got upset and fought Mazzen to the death.  Here is a picture of Mazzen pounding on Auntie Nariman:


Maybe I could be a pork steak

Sunday, September 1, 2013

Cas' 2013-2014 Tips

1)  If you have a cousin who is a toddler, be nice to them. 
2)  If you win a green teddy bear at a basketball hoop contest at LegoLand, the best names for it would be Ted, Bosco or Chubby.
3)  There is a lot of money on the street. So run across the street and grab some money, kids! 
4)  If you want to make a good video, you don't always have to say the truth.  When I did my gross drink video, it wasn't actually made of those products.  It's made of my secret recipe. 

My littlest cousin

I started my day by finding $1 by the street.  And then my mom gave me another $1.  SCORE!!!

Well, I had Pfefferkorn Pfield Day today and tomorrow's going to be Labor Day.  By the way the Pfefferkorns are my cousins on my mom's side.  We have this little field day every year in the summer right before Labor Day.  I always get in third place in the running competition.  Mom and Mazzen made the ugliest banner I've ever seen, so then I made a banner that said, "I did not make the other banner!  That was just my brother and mom!  I repeat!  MAZZEN AND MY MOM!"



Oh I forgot to tell you, the night before that, I made a hilarious video:  

video


Then I made another hilarious video like 10 minutes before that one:

video

Everyone exaggerates on the Internet.

After that, I go to the HIGHLIGHT of my day:  I went to play with my littlest cousin at my Grandma's on my mom's side.    

We played puzzles, I made her learn shapes and we hugged:


Well she's getting better at the piano too! Still sounds like she put a chipmunk in a blender, but she's almost one and a half, so don't judge her!



Oh and I gave her my teddy bear.  I won it at a basketball hoop contest.  I think she'll be really happy with it. She named it Daisy because we have a dog named Daisy and Lulu thinks that she's the best thing ever.  Which is weird because her 3-year-old brother, her mom and her dad don't like dogs.  They have a cat, who is vicious.  That's why I like Lulu so much.  She likes dogs and I like dogs.  AND I HATE CATS!  


I hope Ted is happy with Lulu because heaven knows that Lulu is happy with him!